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Waltz (Faeries aire and death waltz 31st movement) Op. 563 [Jan. 23rd, 2006|04:07 am]
*begin by singing the theme to your deflowering backwards in natural harmonics, with a ragtime feel*
*cue strings, all instruments tuned a half step down from the one to the left of closest outy belly button*
*wait for drum roll...*
*.... and release the penguins*
*after 30 minute progressive jazz experimental tuba solo move trombones down stage*
*begin main waltz theme based on a cro-magnon skinning chant*
*insert arpeggios using allen wrench*
*turn off flamethrower at this point*
*then. when it starts to get weired, woman dressed in duck suit to symbolize world peace sings -

and it goes...

Her skin is like the space between your scars
And she scars like a sculpture
Dilemmas are just a momentary diversion
Turn around and you'll be followed home
By your back
And on your feet

*light fuse*
*begain interpretive dance*
*remove santa hat from paper mache fidel castro*
*bow towards left side of stage and make pre-written statement about the socio-economical unrest in a third world nation with less than 2 vowels*
*as cannons fire have midgets descend with the curtain between their teeth*

[User Picture]From: devouringjune
2006-01-24 06:48 am (UTC)

You are awesome. I miss you cause you're kooky. Kooky is good.

You are the best. You rock. *Love* the everything...
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